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初詣の不倫デートは、薄着でGO! [浮気]







新年、
あけまして
おめでとうございます。



ことよろです。



さて、
今年も浮気や不倫について、



個人的な視点から、
淡々と
書き綴っていきたいと思います。



ところで、



みなさんは、
今年の
初日の出をご覧になりましたか?



最近では、
早朝から
富士山や穴場スポット等で、



初日の出を見る人もいるようですね。



寒いのが苦手な僕なんかは、
考えられませんけど^^;



さて、
初日の出を見た後は、
初詣に行きますよね。



中には、
不倫相手に誘われて、



断りきれずに
初詣へ突入している殿方も、
数多くいらっしゃると思います。



そんな
殿方の皆様に



たったひとつだけ、
注意していただきたいことがあります。



それは・・・



必ず薄着で初詣に行く!



ということです。



初詣は、
物凄い人混みですから、



不倫デートをしても目立ちませんし、
まず奥さんにもバレないだろう、



と安易に考えてらっしゃると思いますが、
現実はそうではありません。



考えても見て下さい。



正月早々、
家族を置いて、
コソコソと外出していく、



そんなあなたの姿を、
何の疑いもなく
見過ごすようなウブな奥様が、



果たして
この世の中に、
どれだけ存在するのでしょうか?



振り返って見て下さい。



あなたが
不倫相手との情事の後、
帰宅した時の



あなたの奥様の
あの見透かしているかのような
疑い深い眼差しを・・・



そうです。



間違いなく、
あなたの不倫は
奥様にバレています。



女性のその手の感覚は、
男性より
遥かに優れています。



長い人類の歴史の中で、
女性が生き残るために
獲得してきた能力とも言えるでしょう。



いずれにしても、
あなたの不倫は
奥様に完全にバレています。



そして、
あなたの初詣不倫デートも、



間違いなく、
奥様にバレています。



ちょっとコンビニに
行ってくるといいながら、



物凄い厚着をして
完全装備で外出するあなたを、



ぼんやり眺めているような
そんなマヌケな女性は、
この世に存在しません。



したがって、



初詣不倫デートに出かける場合は、
完全装備の厚着ではなく、
可能な限り薄着で出かけるべきです。



疑い深い奥様の視線から
逃れるためには、
そこまでの行動力が求められます。



さらに、



不倫相手とは、
神社の入口ではなく、



神社の中で
待ち合わせをしなければいけません。



なぜなら・・・


長くなりましたので、



次の記事、
「初詣の不倫デートは、薄着でGO!その2」
へつづきます。


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